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All the jolt of a jug of java

The king of tortured tyres and metaphors returns to break traction on the basic rules of grammar.

Troy Queef
6 Apr 2018
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As crisp as a porcelain poppadom

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22 Oct 2015
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More bite than a bucket of bears

Troy Queef
9 Jun 2015
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The grip of an onanistic orangutan

Troy Queef
22 Jan 2015
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Hotter than jalapeno homebrew

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30 Oct 2014
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Sweeter than a sugar coated kitten

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11 Sep 2014
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As slick as a sweaty snail

Troy Queef
11 Jun 2014
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As poised as a porcelain panther

Troy Queef
16 Apr 2014
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Pulls like a cat on ketamine

Troy Queef
17 Oct 2013
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Slick as an olive oil octopus

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19 Jun 2013

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Roy remembers… a very Rover Christmas

Well-oiled car journalist ROY LANCHESTER recalls a legendary festive party

Roy Lanchester
23 Dec 2020
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A Christmas drive, with Roy Lanchester

The well-moistened car journalist recalls an especially memorable festive journey from two decades ago

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24 Dec 2019
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Under the influencer… with Olly Higuys

OLLY HIGUYS from the ON THE RIM YouTube channel tells us about a car he’s bought. Again.

Olly Higuys
13 Dec 2019
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