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All the jolt of a jug of java

The king of tortured tyres and metaphors returns to break traction on the basic rules of grammar.

Troy Queef

6 Apr 2018

Troy Queef

As crisp as a porcelain poppadom

Troy Queef

22 Oct 2015

Troy Queef

More bite than a bucket of bears

Troy Queef

9 Jun 2015

Troy Queef

The grip of an onanistic orangutan

Troy Queef

22 Jan 2015

Troy Queef

Hotter than jalapeno homebrew

Troy Queef

30 Oct 2014

Troy Queef

Sweeter than a sugar coated kitten

Troy Queef

11 Sep 2014

Troy Queef

As slick as a sweaty snail

Troy Queef

11 Jun 2014

Troy Queef

As poised as a porcelain panther

Troy Queef

16 Apr 2014

Troy Queef

Pulls like a cat on ketamine

Troy Queef

17 Oct 2013

Troy Queef

Slick as an olive oil octopus

Troy Queef

19 Jun 2013

Troy Queef

All the jolt of a jug of java

As crisp as a porcelain poppadom

More bite than a bucket of bears

The grip of an onanistic orangutan

Hotter than jalapeno homebrew

Sweeter than a sugar coated kitten

As slick as a sweaty snail

As poised as a porcelain panther

Pulls like a cat on ketamine

Slick as an olive oil octopus

Hamilton can’t work out if Rosberg text sarcastic

BBC reveals new Top Gear opinions

Bloodhound project hits dog name problem