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Troy Queef

Punches like Ali on amphetamines

Troy Queef

24 Jan 2013

Troy Queef

Handsomely hewn

Troy Queef

16 Nov 2012

Troy Queef

Kinetic kitchen paper

Troy Queef

24 Aug 2012

Troy Queef

Sharper than lime eye drops

Troy Queef

22 Jun 2012

Troy Queef

Grips like a gluey gorilla

Troy Queef

4 May 2012

Troy Queef

The helm responds rapaciously

Troy Queef

16 Mar 2012

Troy Queef

Smoother than a silk sock full of single malt

Troy Queef

15 Dec 2011

Troy Queef

As fresh as a lemon enema

Troy Queef

23 Sep 2011

Troy Queef

Eager as a plutonium powered puppy

Troy Queef

15 Jul 2011

Troy Queef

Creamy as a Devonian teatime

Sniff Petrol

17 Mar 2011

Troy Queef

Punches like Ali on amphetamines

Handsomely hewn

Kinetic kitchen paper

Sharper than lime eye drops

Grips like a gluey gorilla

The helm responds rapaciously

Smoother than a silk sock full of single malt

As fresh as a lemon enema

Eager as a plutonium powered puppy

Creamy as a Devonian teatime

“There’s certainly no joke with this new Karroc Skoda”

F1 to “get this over with” by end of next week

Actually it’s pronounced ‘Pickett’ – by Nelson Piquet