Och aye that noo muthafuckas! Crazy Dave comin’ atcha wit’ the mad phat flava of Red Bull. Smell like da shit dey use to hose down a crime scene. Yea. So Crazy Dave, he slide on over French side and he tell da press he as good as Da Ham. Those cats, they don’t like that shit, but Crazy D he got it goin’ on. And he prove it fo’ sho’ cuz come race time he deliver maximum smackdown, no diggety. Da Ham, he want number 1, he get number 3. But Crazy D, he get both wit’ a big fat 13th place. Tha’s jus’ the way I slide. However, if you simply want your razor to slide smoothly over your face then try my Pole Position shaving foam.
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