Och aye tha noo muthafuckas! Crazy Dave comin’ atcha wit’ tha phat flava of Red Bull. Taste like fizzy power steering fluid. So we’s slide over Deutch side fo’ tha’ Euro P GP an’ tha weatha, it be bad. An’ I don’ mean in a good way. Fo’ sho’. Come tha’ light show, we is all outta control, ma man Jenny B, he got bad shit goin’ on and Da Ham, that homeboy lucky not ta get whacked. But Crazy D, he got it all under control, know wha’ sayin’? Cuz, like, I is good in wet conditions, and I ain’ talkin’ about wit’ tha honeys. Yea. Ma homie Webman take it ta tha podiay and tha D bring it home in tha five slot. Tha’s what yo call a comfortable result. Much like the comfortable results that can be achieved by shaving with my Pole Position range of grooming products.
