Och aye tha noo muthafuckas! Crazy Dave in full effect wit’ tha wack smell o’ Red Bull. And Diet Red Bull, if yo’ got tha weight issues like Crazy D back in tha day. So, las’ weekend we slide on Turkey style an’ all tha bruthas, they be chattin’ about Ronnie D’s homies at tha M-ta-tha-C cuz they been dissin’ each otha an’ shit. But Crazy D, he don’ care ‘bout that cuz he gotta more serious problem wit’ ma man Nando. See, that cat, he show up ‘Standbul side wit’ tha muthafuckin’ beard. What that shit ‘bout? I warn that brutha befo’, yo’ can’t have no beard unless yo’ roll like Crazy D. Yea, mid-fuckin’-field. Of course, by the time of the actual race Fernando had taken the time to have a shave, possibly using my excellent range of Pole Position male grooming products.