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Alonso ‘won’t stop talking about American things’
There was unrest in the McLaren pit today with news that Fernando Alonso won’t stop talking about American things.

New 911 GT3 to replace Jesus
There was shock among church-goers today as the Archbishop of Canterbury announced plans to scrap Jesus as the spiritual figurehead of the Christian faith and replace Him with the new Porsche 911 GT3.

A week with a Toyota C-HR
Everyone’s starting to do small, high-riding, sporty-looking cars. This is Toyota’s.

Britain to decide on 8 June
In a surprise move, Prime Minister Theresa May has called for Britain to decide if it is going to keep supporting McLaren.

A week with a Volvo S90
Want a large-ish saloon that isn’t German? Good news! Here’s a large-ish saloon that’s Swedish

Roy Lanchester has got a new book out
Well-oiled car correspondent’s great lost novel is published at last, as he explains here

The return of the Gas Dandy
Freddie Bulliard of the Gas Dandy website, merchandise business and podcast recounts a visit to last week’s Esposizione di Stile