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Pug slugs US comeback over Stateside name-saying situation

There was unrest in the McLaren pit today with news that Fernando Alonso won’t stop talking about American things.

There was shock among church-goers today as the Archbishop of Canterbury announced plans to scrap Jesus as the spiritual figurehead of the Christian faith and replace Him with the new Porsche 911 GT3.

First, what Americans would call ‘full disclosure’. Land Rover asked if I wanted to borrow a new Discovery and then drive it to their Eastnor Castle off-roading place to have a play in some mud before sticking around for dinner and a night in a hotel.

Everyone’s starting to do small, high-riding, sporty-looking cars. This is Toyota’s.

In a surprise move, Prime Minister Theresa May has called for Britain to decide if it is going to keep supporting McLaren.