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Alonso ‘won’t stop talking about American things’
There was unrest in the McLaren pit today with news that Fernando Alonso won’t stop talking about American things.
New 911 GT3 to replace Jesus
There was shock among church-goers today as the Archbishop of Canterbury announced plans to scrap Jesus as the spiritual figurehead of the Christian faith and replace Him with the new Porsche 911 GT3.
Britain to decide on 8 June
In a surprise move, Prime Minister Theresa May has called for Britain to decide if it is going to keep supporting McLaren.