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Ask A Total Prick From A Tesla Forum
Your questions answered by a needlessly defensive anus from an electric car forum
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I thought having Bibendum as a roommate would be super fun but it’s not
Brad Winkler is an American student in Paris. He shares an apartment with long-running Michelin promotional character, Bibendum
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F1 gossip – Azerbaijan 2018
All the completely made-up news from this weekend’s race in a country you almost certainly couldn’t point to on a map
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Jaguar marks 50 years of untrustworthiness
I say, could you lend me £74,280? I have something I must attend to quite urgently.
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Boom times for companies that completely ruin Land Rover Defenders
Minted morons herald high times for industrial unit idiots defacing Defenders
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Seven times Elon Musk really screwed up Model 3 production
All those moments the totally normal Tesla boss put himself into “production hell” like a big silly clod
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BMW announces new car for people who won’t buy one
Modified Munich missile sure to herald helmsmith hard-on
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Land Rover blames latest job losses on that bloody Discovery number plate
British company says production reduction down to piss-poor plate placement