News

Pug slugs US comeback over Stateside name-saying situation

There was unrest in the McLaren pit today with news that Fernando Alonso won’t stop talking about American things.

There was shock among church-goers today as the Archbishop of Canterbury announced plans to scrap Jesus as the spiritual figurehead of the Christian faith and replace Him with the new Porsche 911 GT3.

In a surprise move, Prime Minister Theresa May has called for Britain to decide if it is going to keep supporting McLaren.