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Pug slugs US comeback over Stateside name-saying situation
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Alonso ‘won’t stop talking about American things’
There was unrest in the McLaren pit today with news that Fernando Alonso won’t stop talking about American things.
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New 911 GT3 to replace Jesus
There was shock among church-goers today as the Archbishop of Canterbury announced plans to scrap Jesus as the spiritual figurehead of the Christian faith and replace Him with the new Porsche 911 GT3.
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Britain to decide on 8 June
In a surprise move, Prime Minister Theresa May has called for Britain to decide if it is going to keep supporting McLaren.