Motorsport
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Crazy Dave reports from Bahrain 2018
A race report from the jive talking fictionalised version of an in-joke so old no one can remember it
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Oh great, so now I have to go to the hospital, by Kimi Raikkonen
The chatty Finnish race ace speaks exclusively to Sniff Petrol
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Art world still reeling from Hamilton Insta cull
F1 star’s social media deletion spree is bad news says art historian
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EXCLUSIVE! Vettel’s new season strategy revealed!
Bollocks barnets could be secret of champ’s ace pace
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Alonso ‘won’t stop talking about American things’
There was unrest in the McLaren pit today with news that Fernando Alonso won’t stop talking about American things.
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Britain to decide on 8 June
In a surprise move, Prime Minister Theresa May has called for Britain to decide if it is going to keep supporting McLaren.