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Mon system pour remembering which pedal est which, avec Romain Grosjean
Le thin-headed race ace du France explains his unique system du pedal position recall

Cullinan release warning
After a previous leak of Cullinan, experts warn that Cullinan has now fully entered the world

Roy Lanchester addresses a long-running misconception
The fully-lubricated regional journalist sets the record straight about that Nissan Primera incident

Ask A Total Prick From A Tesla Forum
Your questions answered by a needlessly defensive anus from an electric car forum

I thought having Bibendum as a roommate would be super fun but it’s not
Brad Winkler is an American student in Paris. He shares an apartment with long-running Michelin promotional character, Bibendum

D.I. Blundell done report from the 2018 Azerbaijan Grand Prix
Pretend policeman produces packed pad of palavas

F1 gossip – Azerbaijan 2018
All the completely made-up news from this weekend’s race in a country you almost certainly couldn’t point to on a map