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Cullinan release warning
After a previous leak of Cullinan, experts warn that Cullinan has now fully entered the world

I thought having Bibendum as a roommate would be super fun but it’s not
Brad Winkler is an American student in Paris. He shares an apartment with long-running Michelin promotional character, Bibendum

F1 gossip – Azerbaijan 2018
All the completely made-up news from this weekend’s race in a country you almost certainly couldn’t point to on a map

Jaguar marks 50 years of untrustworthiness
I say, could you lend me £74,280? I have something I must attend to quite urgently.

Boom times for companies that completely ruin Land Rover Defenders
Minted morons herald high times for industrial unit idiots defacing Defenders

Seven times Elon Musk really screwed up Model 3 production
All those moments the totally normal Tesla boss put himself into “production hell” like a big silly clod

BMW announces new car for people who won’t buy one
Modified Munich missile sure to herald helmsmith hard-on

Roy Lanchester has got a new book out
Well-oiled car correspondent’s great lost novel is published at last, as he explains here

The return of the Gas Dandy
Freddie Bulliard of the Gas Dandy website, merchandise business and podcast recounts a visit to last week’s Esposizione di Stile