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Issue 1 - VW launch horse, Guigiaro shitfaced, MR2 nudes, Hakkinen buys funny underkeks.

Issue 2 - Speeding satire slammed, BMW 7 too clever, Schumacher buys phrase, Top Gear obituary

Issue 3 - Hawking bamboozled, MGs are baffling, Barichello starts blubbing, MGB bollocks.

Issue 4 - Frankfurt Show special including a hack's eye view of the show

Issue 5 - Robo-designer, 911 fiddler, Gay Griffin, Crapley's week, Palmer '80s mix-up

Issue 6 - Big Rolls, Lopez blast Benz, MG's new ads, Allen bullied

Issue 7 - Lotus jumble sale, Mini dwarves, Caddy designers meet, Hakkinen old giffer, Andrew Wankel, Daytona dissed

Issue 8 - What's a SAAB? VW too torquey, Skoda supercar, CAR bins words, Japanese cars, Brawn's beard, SD1

Issue 9 - Pointless ninth issue celebration, Top Gear mess, Porsche tricked, WRC fiasco, Honest Dave. With added Nena

Issue 10 - Show shocker, Mini retro, PAG movie, Roy Lanchester's CoTY, Burns cites Sifre, Maestro

Issue 11 - Christmas Special including What Industry Players Are Up to and Entertainment Guide. Oh, and that TVR ad

Issue 12 - Detroit Show, MG co-op confusion, Rea fears, TT turtle, Aff-C trapped in words, Lauda's modern F1 experience

Issue 13 - Smartarse E-class, Citroen goes mad, MG TF extreme ad, Barlow writes, accidental cheating, pocket journo

Issue 14 - Block exemption cock, Peugeot prodded, Willson Weakest Link, VW letters, Schuey's chin, Berger outburst

Issue 15 - Lutz packs heat, Clarkson pausing, Lotus sacks again, Land Rover jacket, Morgan racing return, F1 preview

Issue 16 - Roy Lanchester's Geneva Show special

Issue 17 - Walker So Solid, unsurprising Beetle, Citroen prices, Carcoat Damphands, McLaren old car, No more 'racing'

Issue 18 - VW in Bez fiasco, Honda hires Hird, Petrol excuses up, WRC TV explained, iDrive list

Issue 19 - Reitzle explodes, Vauxhall new name, speed camera panacea, Carcoat Damphands, Trulli awful, bye bye Piech

Issue 20 - Kia Magentis, Kia Magentis, Kia Magentis, Kia Magentis and Kia Magentis. Plus Kia Magentis

Issue 21 - Hand Relief Road, Fiat service fiasco, RS excuses, Carcoat Damphands, More Ferrari team orders

Issue 22 - Alistair Darling stole my eyebrows, Jag cancels Christmas, VW showing off, Classic car fans anger at Bond

Issue 23 - Mini better than sliced bread, Baboons attack Tamora, New Elise editions, Carcoat, Hot Wheels MGs

Issue 24 - Glorious Summertime Special

Issue 25 - Focus flogging fiasco, Biker indignation, Z4 style, Carcoat, Prancing Horse takes piss

Issue 26 - 100th Anniversary edition

Issue 27 - Harris hoodwinked, Mitsu moniker mess, Ford flogs fstuff, Sniff in shit

Issue 28 - Ford recalls piece of paper, VWs cancel each other out, Zagato untouchable, Carcoat, McNish to go

Issue 29 - BMW Monkeytronic, 4000bhp Golf, TVR owner like car, Tech briefing can't be stopped, McSchumacher

Issue 30 - The Paris Motor Show, with Roy Lanchester and Carcoat Damphands

Issue 31 - Around the World with Pedro De La Rosa, Carreras in a Carrera, Impreza guide

Issue 32 - Birmingham Motor Show

Issue 33 - That Corsa ad and, erm, not much else really

Issue 34 - Uh-oh supercars, 'British' Rolls, Piech pest, Carcoat, Paris-Dakar

Issue 35 American Special - New licence plates, Lutz decontented, Ford 'excitement', Kia warranty and that Micra pop up

Issue 36 - Geneva Show 2003

Issue 37 - Twatso cameras, Holden hold up, Coulthard's bog-based blast

Issue 38 - Shit schemes, pikey power, Vectra indicators, funny stickers, F1 nicknames, Carcoat

Issue 39 - TVR Le Mans Corsa, Schumacher still on fire, Allen's F1 diary, Moped Campaign

Issue 40 - Audi no suspension, Volvo goes Renault, Beetle ad, Carcoat, Moped 2, Coulthard plate

Issue 41 - Bangle turns out to be left handed, Golf predicted, more F1 loons, Moped 3, Carcoat

Issue 42 - Frankfurt concept overload, more 911 variants, Type-R tossers, new motorsport games, Moped 4

Issue 43 - List special, Moped 5

Issue 44 - Scaglietti wrong way round, Panda sues Fiat, Volvo pleasantness, Tokyo show, Moped 6

Issue 45 - 2003 review, Moped 7, DVDs for Christmas

Issue 46 - MG moonbase, BMW Sarcastronic, Detroit Show, walrus sues Williams, Edmund King

Issue 47 - More speeding punishments, MG-Rover accidentally reveals stuff, BMW art car, F1 promisingness, Carcoat

Issue 48 - Volvo Dalaro mystery solved, VW W12 shame, Geneva Show report, Allen prepares more twattishness

Issue 49 - New Disco groove loss, Ford out of RS excuses, Veyron delayed forever, Ecclestone Dr Who, Jordan £20

Issue 50 - 1-series fruit, Autocar magic, MG-Rover £20 offer, Prost time warp, My Pikey Dad

Issue 51 - Porsche design inaction, car beards, designers £20 offer,Jag F1 shit stunts

Issue 52 - Brunstrom mentalism, Dionne Warwick, designers and Peter Stevens £20 offer, Carcoat

Issue 53 - TVR fibreglassnost, new Clubman, eyebrows, animal survey, Stevens 'tache, Button to Williams, Schu refuels

Issue 54 - Focus excitingness, Merc alphabet, myths book, Moseley kitchenware cock-up, Stevens 'tache update

Issue 55 - BMW SMG madness, New Disco gravity, Paris Show, Smolensky 'interview', Oh no it's Villeneuve

Issue 56 - MG-Rover on eBay,animal accident strangeness, advert annoyingness, Carcoat, Oh no Mansell

Issue 57 - What's coming up in 2005, car related Christmas presents

Issue 58 - Stars unite for Jag, Caterham sold, Japanese car ads, Detroit Show, fat Montoya

Issue 59 - BMW Bellendtronic, Aston V8 passes journo test, pointless Croma, Carcoat, Heidfeld re-branded

Issue 60 - Geneva Show, F1 '05 preview, Stop The Cock 1

Issue 61 - Modus ad, Stop The Cock 2, Alfa 159 design process revealed, not much else

Issue 62 - Sniff meltdown, TG twat attack, Callum saloon, A-class animal tests, lonely Lutz, Cock 3, Button poos points

Issue 63 - Glazer Rover, police hypocrisy, Porsche confusion, vague scoop, driving test 70th, Cock 4

Issue 64 - F1 obituary, MG Rover gives away man, Smolenski sacks self, massive Minis, Cock 5, Carcoat

Issue 65 - VW whores, MG Rover update, driving abroad, car credit ad, McLaren reliability error, Cock 6

Readers' pictures special

Issue 66 - Booze crisis, Longbridge theme park, Frankfurt show, Stop The Cock 7

Issue 67 - American gas disaster, Cayman convertible, Carcoat, sat-nav Button, Stop The Cock 8

Issue 68 - Lighter, shiter Mini; Tokyo Show on moon; stupid British drivers; one shot racing

Issue 69 - TVR plastic surgery; ex-Benz boss on telly; Detroit Show; 10 must do things for '06; Ron Dennis 'excited'

Issue 70 - Car design crisis; Mansell's boring job; toy Aston fiasco; Carcoat; Stupid Aguri error

Issue 71 - Mercedes Piss Assist; internet twat slags off stuff; Geneva Show; Formula 1 preview

Issue 72 - New TT percentage; Smart cancels everything; Carcoat; The Foolmachers; Stop The Cock returns

Issue 73 - Peugeot special edition shock; 5th Gear crash; F1 driver boredom; Visigoth; Stop Cock

Issue 74 - Corsa clot options; Freelander exclusive; pointless press releases; Schu bog blocker; Midland no racing; StC

Issue 75 - MG TF moon; TVR stay Blackpool; internet knowledge; Brit supercar press release; 5th Birthday celebratiothon; Montoya move explained; StC

Issue 76 - Aston sale; M-way dot matrix; Carcoat; F1 announcements; Plato downgraded; StC

Issue 77 - GM new alliance; VW pun expansion; Paris Show; Neil Lyndon is cross; StC

Issue 78 - Cars evil; M5 manual mix-up; Le Mans diesel shocker; la la laaa

Issue 79 - Slightly rubbish look forward to 2007

Issue 80 - Govt pay-as-you-go scheme; TVR caring problem; Bez Aston pranks; Ford gills; Detroit Show; Montoya moves; Carcoat

Issue 81 - DVLA letter bomb explained; six inches of TRAVEL CHAOS; VW makes used Golfs; Crazy Dave T-shirt poll

Issue 82 - Prof Peach's plan; MG muddle; DaimlerChrysler split; Crazy D Ts are here; SD1 Vitesse ad